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FUNNY ANIMAL

Enthusiastic Salesman

Enthusiastic Salesman


A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.



Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.



"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.




"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.



The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"



"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady


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MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!!!

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,

set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..

"Astronomically speaking,

it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"


JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS.

LATERAL THINKING

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.



Think like a wizard . . .
man
Q1. ---------
board









Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.





stand
Q2. ------------
i









Ans. = I understand



OK . . .
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?



Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/











Ans. = reading between the lines



Q4. r
road
a
d











Ans. = cross road


Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.




Q5. cycle cycle cycle













Ans. = tricycle


Not easy to figure out ha!








0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.













Ans. = two degrees below zero



C'mon give it a little thought! !

knee
Q7. ------------
light














Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.




ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
















Ans. = six feet underground



Oh no, not again ! !






Q9. he's X himself











Ans. = he's by himself



Now u messing up big time.




Q10. ecnalg


















Ans. = backward glance


Not even close! !


Q11. death ..... life











Ans. = life after death


Okay last chance ..................


Q12. THINK








Ans. = think big ! !




And the last one is real fundoo - - -




Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...




Ans. = long time no 'C'

Most accurate weather forecast

AWARD WINNING CONSTRUCTIONS

This is called Student !!!!!!!!

How will you survive in this situation??

How will you survive in this situation??

THINK

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HERE'S THE

ANSWER

THE BEST EVER ERROR SEEN

5 FACTS IN THE WORLD

5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!!!

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!

Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!!

Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool He

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hee!

APPLE PRODUCTS

THE MAGICAL TAP

HOW??



The magic tap, which appears to float in the sky with an endless supply of water.

In actuality, there is a pipe hidden in the stream of water.

The construction is fascinating and is easy to make,

if the pipe is made of transparent Perspex than you would never see it inside the water stream.

FUNNY baby